- we can eat you… we have the gastrotechnolofy
(@ Ramen Dojo) http://t.co/HOEqXV9K # - Monty Python movies weren't funny… till they took an arrow to the "nee" #
- Adya finally asked THE superheroquestion: "Daada, why is batman wearing his undies over his jammies?"
http://t.co/rRsvAUw2 # - The gang getting ready for the party http://t.co/geMD6fw9 #
- just posted a pic: http://t.co/JY8ttgQd #
- I sent out N evites for an event. 1 RSVP'd Yes. N-1 never responded. by a stroke of luck I had N-1 attendees & the RSVP couldn't come.
# - http://t.co/tYBVEzlR Unintentionally(???) hilarious? (Sorry needs knowledge of Hindi and India vs. Australia cricket match) #
- Sometimes life gives you lemons and at others a hilarious sequence of tweets that even Liz Lemon couldn't dream of http://t.co/TEInDOi4 #
- morrrrrrphinnnneeee … zzzzzz #
- back froze up in the morning. completely immibile. 911 call and ambulance ride later sitting in ER full of morphine. #
- finsihed readin LA Noir. amazing book #
- morphine making me throw up bad if.i.sit up. lying in bed. watching cricket.on phone. reading a book. chking emails. wish i had a tablet
# - I told @prets happy valentines day and that she looks all bright and glowy like an angel. She was like lay off the morphine, edgar allan poe #
- whoa #NewTwitter ??? gotta figure out a new bg image #
- screw Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, i heard Michael Bay is making Calvin Coolidge The Silent Movie! #
- decided to try and make the commute today (@ San Mateo Caltrain Station) http://t.co/PtNAIQDl #
- made it to millbrae BART. thank you painkillers #
- #disruptors where we'll see the next google/facebook in 10 years- education, healthcare, gbps home b/w, cellphones and personal productivity #
- i think another cool startup idea built on PaaS like Force.com will be "Tax act for individuals for immigration" #
- i have decided to distill a mantra for building great products : think like google, design like apple and build like facebook #
- funny headline: how romney can take out santorum. [ wipe up???] #
- at the cost of sounding like Sarah Palin : "I can actually see Alcatraz from my desk" http://t.co/ys5pDHjb #
- http://t.co/yvzlGRmy bart stopped the trains for some time. moving again #
- You know your software is scalable, when porn sites use it. http://t.co/uGixE6Rz "Youporn now is a 100% redis site" #
- in my morphine induced buzzword spree, I've come up with a new cred. "Build #PersonCritical apps, forget #MissionCritical quot; #
- #PersonCritical — the avg consumer doesn't care about SQL, NOSQL, Sharding. Build stuff that makes the user successful as a person. #
- for the last decade we've created an ocean of data & relationships. next big thing'll be to make it useful for avg person #personcritical #
- #personcritical it's google and page rank all over again. mountain of data + relevant pertinent consumable data = instant winner #
- #Spoonerism FTW http://t.co/nx4KU8Uc #
- Now taking bets on what your car'll hit next? "Nevada approves regulation for self-driving cars" http://t.co/Ms7gELiG #
- No wonder this family is so happy They are insured with everyone! #StockPhotoFiasco http://t.co/MC9VE0Uo #
- Things I see from my desk in the @salesforce office "SLOW BOAT TO CHINA" – http://t.co/3FPDTZXk #
- adya: mama, what are you cooking? @prets: lamb chops. adya (semi-shocked): lambs are baby sheep. (pause) can i have "paratha" for dinner? #
- #OhNoTheyDidnot http://t.co/jveXJruk CNN apologizes for slurry Jeremy Lin headline #
- I just ousted @deecho as the mayor of Draeger's Market on @foursquare! http://t.co/tSWlWkgh #
- so putting a mp3 under 30 seconds duration and no dashes in name in media/sounds/ringtones on my android phone lets me choose it as ringtone #
- i knew all the ffmpeg-fu i picked up during the @dimdim days will come in handy someday #
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