Jan 12th, 2010
by mohaps.
This is a short story I wrote a long time ago. Found it in my backups.
BUSINESS AS USUAL
By Saurav Mohapatra
Category: System Log Entry
By: Brahma@trinity.gov
To: all@trinity.gov
Subject: SYSTEM INITIATION SUCCESSFUL
The system initiation procedure was successful. The energy infusion went smoothly and the containment frequencies functioned within limits. The resonant sonic harmonics stimulated the spontaneous condensation of the [...]
Dec 23rd, 2009
by mohaps.
Damn! This $shit is addictive. I’m trolling on GreatBong’s site posting as Jimmy Zhingchak. Basically I’m just copying pasting from Rediff.net postings on the review of Three Idiots that GB has put up pretending to be someone who speaks exclusively in SMS-es (”Lyf lyk gud” and all that).
Man, people do take the anonymity of [...]
Jun 30th, 2009
by mohaps.
[This is a repost from my old sulekha blog. a chance conversation with someone today, reminded me of this]
‘Twas winter and snow fell from the heavens like only new england snow can fall. I mean three foot snowbanks and it was only late Novemeber. Axel Rose you sure did not leave in Massachussets. It don’t [...]
Jun 22nd, 2009
by mohaps.
In the Land of Lit, once there was nothingness. Nothingness begat a ton of water and things stayed wet and watery for a while. Quite some time passed before the water gave birth to something called “life” which was this teensy weensy little speck. Life was horny like hell. Soon there were more. They grew [...]
Aug 28th, 2008
by mohaps.
Hi there,
Welcome to the first iteration of “Gruntled and Illusioned” – part webcomic + part anecdotes = full time nerd humor. Today’s story:
A secretary had just completed a memo and was having problems saving it. “Do you have enough space?” asked the local computer expert.
“Oh sure,” she replied. “I’ve got a message that [...]